He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Pooping to opera.
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