you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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