Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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