just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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