Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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