you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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