I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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