38 yer olds are good kisserssss
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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