"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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