i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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