I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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