On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Randomize