I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Oh god it's open bar.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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