she was so not down for the gang bang
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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