I just cut my nipple shaving
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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