Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Man, jail baloney is awful.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
