I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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