when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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