Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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