I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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