youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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