it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
we made out on top of his cat.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
