I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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