this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I enjoy the company of your penis
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