i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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