make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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