i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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