turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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