From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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