i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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