Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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