school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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