did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i permit you to call me
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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