Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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