Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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