Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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