why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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