i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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