I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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