I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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