Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
pop tarts are not kleenex
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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