we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
