Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Randomize
