normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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