Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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