Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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