Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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