"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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