i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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