The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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