Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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