Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
