well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
