walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Less talking, more tequila
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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